What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?